crappershaven

11 March 2006

2006-03-11T11:26:00.000+08:00

hey guys! firstly i wanna tell u guys that im being posted back to PJC and i LOVE it!
The ppl at pjc r so nice and friendly....it is sooooo easy to make frens there....
My OG....haha....(OG 35 rawks...) started out kinda badly...i mean....nobody communicated to each other...not even hand signals...after the 3rd day....everyone seemed to be so hyped up that we were kinda close to each other....of course on the last day,which was yesterday,we were so close that we decided to sing the Barney's song...you noe which one right?
The one which goes like: I LOVE YOU,YOU LOVE ME, WE ARE ONE BIG FAMILY.....etc etc...
YEA! that was totally great man.....the campfire is a success even tho at the start, the whole orientation seem like crap....O2 committee....plus ALL the OGLs.....RAWK!
especially my OGs OGLs....haha =) Jessica and Yao Lun....
Im back in the same class as my pae class!!! even tho i haf changed my combi.....haah killin two birds with 1 stone....
Hmmm....the ppl in my OG and Class Rawks!!! thanks guys!
and girls....
and teachers...
and my Barker frens...
my badminton clique....
my church frens....
all my frens....
...
THANKS...

stop reading....

thats all....

STOP!

haha...tat was lame....anyway...i think that one of the ogl is kinda chio....:P
and some other J1 student as well.....

Cheers!

16 Feb 2006

2006-02-16T18:20:00.000+08:00

Its been a long time since i last posted....=)
been busy with school and lots of outings....hmmm....i think its time for me to settle down....not settle down as in get married but as in get started with my wrk...My Os score sux...so its time for me to move on and score in my A-lvls..."We have tentetively 1.5 yrs more!" tat was wad one of my teacher said....pretty true....
Im stayin in PJC...i shud decide where i wanna be and not my parents....true tat u shud respect their decisions...but i think tat if i dun feel "right" in an environment....im never gonna be in tat school....PJC's environment fits me well and at least i dun need to make new frens....tiring to make frens...even though im genuine in expressing my feelings etc...
Valentine's Day...its realli commercialised...i went out with dom,nut,wei loong,becca,pee,gina and feng hui....
haha...wanna noe hw small the world is? We met Estella and her fren at the Hereen....haha
Btw....i feel kinda weird now...after giving chocs to Jamie....haha...=)
Lemme leave u guys with a quote: "Walk by faith and not by sight"
so...in case any of u guys out there are feelin confused, follow ur heart....=)
Cheers guys!

28 Jan 2006

2006-01-28T21:56:00.000+08:00

Oh man! Today's like CNY's eve....so cool...but im feelin sick....:( tat sucks man....
i dun realli like my hairstyle man.....i think it sux........any opinion on how i shud cut my hairstyle? haha....
I think im kinda getting used to PJC.....i think tis skool rox man.....or maybe its the ppl in it tat make it a better place! =) after tis CNY, im gonna be a changed person.....a better person....haha...i hope.... =)
i woke up freakin early todae.....went out with Dom,Nut and wei loong....watch movie? play LAN? lol....nope....none of it man....we went out to do our econs PROJECT.....can u believe it? goin all the way to Orchard on a SAT to do skool work.....tis is so not me....but....we are banging all our hopes on tis project to be able to get in into IETL day.....
If we dunt....hehe...evil laugh.....Mwahahaha!!!!
I dun noe why but i kinda feel depressed today....wonder why?
am i suffering frm Depression?
I wont noe....but....i hope i can overcome it.....
Happy CNY to all those readin tis!!!!!

14 Jan 2006

2006-01-15T02:00:00.000+08:00

Hey guys,yea i noe...its 2 plus AM and im still up....i came back from a BBQ 3 hrs ago....Really FUN...the ppl there were great....esp Jinyi,shi ping,kah shing and also the chicken wings....the Chicken wings? Yep...they made BBQ more fun coz without em...we wont be fussing about the bbq fire being too big etc....oh and satish was hilarious....cant believe he's from SJI....i thought tat all SJi guys were slightly gayish but he just proved me wrong....i played Thaiti...or wadever its called...arm wrestling....fire sparklers....yea tat was lame but kinda funny...dunnoe why...thanks to Yong Soon...
Jian Hui has left singapore to study abroad....bon voyage dude!
i had mood swings today...felt depressed for a while but finally regained back my normal mood...and enjoyed myself...Satish and i taught Yong Soon the LOTR(lord of the rings) tune....haha...he was playin the harmonica so at the start,it sounded pretty weird but pretty soon...it turned out extremely well....great job!
I can play the recorder on an impromptu basis...in which if u were to let me hear a tune for a while...i might be able to play it....
Anyway,Kudos to all the OGls and everyone in my OG including me....;)
Rock On guys!
Oh and i didnt noe tat Jasmine and i went to Shanghai on the same day and came back on the same day as well!
Woah! it was seriously coincidental....too bad i didnt noe her then...haha...took almost the same food except tat she missed out on one of the street stall type of food....mmm...can u see me drooling? haha...jkin....
Do u noe why barker road doesnt haf any stairs leading to our school?coz we are all so lame tat we are on wheelchairs and so we need ramps and not stairs....;)

08 Jan 2006

2006-01-08T17:55:00.000+08:00

IM feeling really bored right now....everyday seems to be raining...it seem to me like its never-ending...i prefer a hot and sunny day rather than a cool and wet rainy day....but there will always be rain....haha...i dun noe y but i seem to understand life better after talkin about the weather....weird right?
O.K...so here goes....our life is exactly the same as the weather....why?
We will experience challenges and also successes... we will haf sunny days and rainy/stormy days as well...and rainy days are impt as they water the plants on earth etc...thus...the challenges tat we face will make us imerge stronger...and is just as impt as sucesses...

Hmm...tom's monday so....ive gotta wake up at 5am to get ready for skool....oh and tml gonna be a long day..as its gonna end at 10 plus PM....anyway....tuesday is a holiday...so its alright....
Btw,do u guys like T.A.t.U?(the russian duo)
Man....they really rock....their music rawks....im not exaggerating but....if u dun buy em...ur missing out on something great....Anyone out there noes wad do u do in ODAC?(OutDoor Adventure Club)
other than goin outdoor lookin for adventure....lol...
Lame joke 1:How do fruits fight?
Ans:they punch...(fruit punch)
;0 shocked by my lameness?
haha...dun be coz there are others who r lamer than me...
Cheers!

5 Jan 2006

2006-01-05T21:37:00.000+08:00

I feel really beat after coming home from PJC...nice place...and Nick Tan...if ur reading this....trust me...tml...im gonna suan you back...HAHA....im gonna come back with a bang!...literally....
Mass dance today was crappy but ive got only myself to blame...no one else...my partner was great...she got all the steps right...all except me....
My self-esteem is pretty low now....feel like a loser...a lame loser....
yea i noe...im usually the happy-go-lucky type of person...but...deep within...im not realli tat type of person...i am a quite serious person...shocking?
Hope not....
I really feel tat i cant do anything right.....especially dancing....oh and u noe wad?
When i played the police and thief game,i lost....which was realli sucky.....but...wad to do...couldnt hear Azri's voice(due to the girls extremely loud screams or shud i call it shrieks)...man...i could haf gotten deaf.....lol...exaggerated too much.....P.S:Azri was doin his best.......it wasnt his fault...i think it was mine...

Enough no more
Tis was not so sweet as it was before
Random Quote from my mind....

Thks for taking time out to read my complaints and whinings....
Cheers!

3 Jan 2006

2006-01-03T20:55:00.000+08:00

Today is my first day in Junior College life and....it was kinda fun...
The games we played were extremely lame eg.Chicken Dance,throwing paper balls at each other,being a squirrel and a tree....
Haha...the throwing of balls was dam funny...at the start,we used our hands but when the time was almost up,some of us decided to use our legs to kick all the balls to the other side...(whoevers court has the most No. of paper balls loses)
Yep. It got realli messy and some girl got so excited tat she kicked my stomach!
anyway,i think the food being sold in the canteen sux and tat made me realize the main reason of my existence:
To Cook better tasting food and to save the innocent ppl from the evil clutches of foul tasting food!
Imagine seeing me fly and saving the world....wearing my underwear on my head and with the intials FM written on my chest.
I can read ur minds....its not FAT MAN...its FOOD MAN...
How long can anyone sit with legs folded and no space for ur legs t stretch?
1 hr?2hr?
Nope....i sat in tat position for 4 HRS........4 whole hrs...4 exhausting hrs...
Butt cramps,leg cramps,brain cramps(will tell u why later),shoulder aches....etc...
Brain cramps...why?
i was listening to the teacher's talk on the subject combination...a talk....4 hrs talk....haha...only managed to concentrate for bout 1 hr..and everything goes blank...so i started imagining the teachers farting while talking and imagining the scenario when i fart as i took egg yesterday so...hmmm....i guess if i farted,it would smell like egg...rotten egg....haha...dun ask me why i started imagining all these crap esp teacher;'s farting part....its not meant to insult them or their talk...but...u noe wad happens to a person when he's too bored!
haha....on the whole,my first day in JC was fun-filled and exciting...how bout urs?
Pls feel free to commentr and tell me bout ur experiences....
;)

31 Dec 2005

2005-12-31T10:17:00.000+08:00

Today,is the last day of 2005.
Oh and wad are u guys planning to do?
go to a countdown party?
Stay at home and watch the party?
Go out with some friends till the wee hours of the morning?
Do nothing?
Haha...as for me...im not sure...but i dun mind staying at home watching ICE AGE....
but...im not sure yet...
Anyway,todays post will be kinda short....but i will leave u guys with a quote:
With love and patience,nothing is impossible.(Mr Daisaku Ikeda)

A few funny jokes

2005-12-29T12:33:00.000+08:00

1.How do radiowaves say goodbye to each other?
Ans:With airwaves
2.As she left the Department of Motor Vehicles after renewing her driver's licence,my grandmother noticed a mistake-"male" was checked instead of "female".Shy and easily embarrassed,she got back into the queue and waited patiently to show the clerk the mistake.
"I'm so sorry",he said. "We'll fix it right away."
With that he lifted the microphone for the PA system,which carried the following words clear across the room:"Frank!This lady needs a sex change!"
(These 2 jokes are taken from Reader's Digest Jan 2006 Edition)

This 3rd joke is made up by me
3.Wad is the dumbest letter in the alphabet?
Ans:U(you)
;)
Hope you have enjoyed all the jokes...
btw...(The author of this blog would like to acknowledge that the above 2 jokes were taken from their publication)

29 Dec 2005

2005-12-29T12:12:00.000+08:00

Hey guys!
Its 2 more days to a new year!
WOW......so wad ya gonna do?
Eat 1 packet of chips for each second tat passes by?
Man...ur gonna be SUPER-fat...coz there's still 214200s to the new year!
Imagine eating 214200 packets of chips.....yep,im bored.....here's what i do everyday...
1.Wake Up
2.Bathe etc
3.Eat etc
4.Watch cartoons
5.Watch" 8 ways to date my daughter"
Play DOD(day of defeat)....
Play badminton with some guys....
Eat,bathe etc..and then SLEEP
I am Dieing of boredom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(the D is capitalised becoz i want to emphasize tat i am Dieing)
Here is something (ME)THE GREAT MASTER would want to impart to everyone out there....
Drinking is the only thing you don't get better at the more you do it.
(taken from Reader's Digest January 2006 issue under Quotable Quotes)
I need Help....so pls tell wad should i do for a change instead of my monotonous routine....
Pls do not tell me you haf a deer tat only has one eye.....Get it? ;)
U get it right......
....
Ans:No "eye" deer(no idea)
lol.....g2g for now....wishing u a merry new year....;)

23 Dec 2005

2005-12-23T14:06:00.000+08:00

2 MORE DAYS!!!
and its X'mas......I seriously need some help....Why?
I want to volunteer to help the needy but nobody seems to answer the phone.....hahaha....got bored playin comp games,badminton,shopping....etc....Oh yea btw,anyone out there who can help me find a Home or any place where i can volunteer my services?

Thks.....
HO!HO!HO!
I Sincerely Wish All Of You A Merry Christmas And A Happy New Year!!!!!
Any presents for me?
=)

18 December 2005

2005-12-18T11:51:00.000+08:00

Hello again!
Christmas is nearing and we can almost smell the roast turkey and fresh log-cakes....
Oh man! tat really makes me real hungry....but....before indulging urself in any of these palatable dishes,it is important to remember about the less fortunate and tat we should help them as well....
What can a 16 yr old do to help the less fortunate?
Donate some cash to the poor and according to some proverb ive heard before; every single drop of water can make a mighty Ocean....
Anyway,just in case you guys have not realized,im trying to slim down. YEA,SLIM DOWN.....
Man!its a difficult process and seriously,before losing urself at the Buffet table,remember tat losing 1 kg of fat takes me 4 hrs....
4 hrs of what?----Brisk walking(3km),lifting weights(5kg) and lastly,sit-ups....
Boy do i hate sit-ups.....haha...im sure u guys should know why.....(the little paunch blocking my way)
Im gonna try to slim down and increase my fitness level....WHY?
Not for girls or whatever but because i wanna be fit....;)
Up till now,i have watched Zathura, Aeon Flux and....nothing else except Shrek in which it was insanely funny....
Quote"I bet you have seen a housefly fly or maybe even a superfly but i bet you haven't seen a donkey fly!"
Oh yea and if any of u wanna watch The Chronicles of Nardia,pls sms....
:P
Merry Christmas to all of yer out there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ho...Ho...Ho....*cough*...*cough*....
(i cant be Santa this year....too slim....hahaha...jkin....my diet didnt work...;) )

29 Nov 2005

2005-11-29T13:19:00.000+08:00

Hey! Just came back from the trip to Myanmmar(Burma). It sure is pretty hot there and of course i came back with a souvenir; a sunburn...anyway,on the whole,the trip was extremely fun as i went with most of my relatives totalling up to 8 of us and plus some of our Burmese friends, it totalled up to 14 of us. We went up the mountain by a lorry and we had to stand while making our way up there! STANDING!....its freakin cool....just tat any mistake u make,may very well cause your demise....eg.not holding tight enough to the railings or maybe even farting in front of the person next to you...(why?) you won't die but he will!....

Enough of my trip....
I went to watch a ZATHURA....its an interesting movie and i would rate it (in my own opinion) 6 out of 10...but, it is still worth watching as it keeps you in suspense...esp with the defective robot and the Zorgons...some ugly house lizard fed-up of eating flies....
I enjoyed watching this movie but the only part which made it slightly boring would be the similar storyline to Jumanji....in which kids meddle with an ancient board game and more problems would come out from it....

(All the information expressed in this blog is considered as a personal opinion in which it is for the reader's own discretion to interpret the given information. The author shall and will not be held responsible for any misleading information given and from hereforth, shall not be held liable for any harm done to any party involved.)
The author will once again state that the above information is solely based on the author's personal experiences and it is not a fact.

18 Nov 2005

2005-11-19T01:43:00.000+08:00

....The end is here....
I have finally reached the end of the tunnel.
The tunnel of Hope or Devastation?
That is the question.
Anyway,Life is still worth living!
My hols are here....and guess what?
I am gonna learn Japanese...Wow....why?
im learning japanese because i want to understand all the names of the sushi and whether it is fish or some meat that smells revolting....
Oh and i am gonna improve my badminton skills so im signing up for badminton training....pretty expensive though....
Any kind soul out there who would like to share some of his wealth?
O level...for me....is kinda bad....especially for History....studied all the chapters tat did not come out or study on the topic tat came out for Source-Based Qns....
I SUCK BIG TIME!!!!!!
...........Lalalala...................
Today's lame joke:
Why do bosses prefer not to employ vegetarians?
Ans:Because they always demand for their Celery(Salary)...
;)
No offence meant to any party involved either directly or indirectly.
This is just a joke made up by yours truly here.....
ME

Lame Joke!!!!!

2005-11-03T04:13:00.000+08:00

I got this joke while listening to 98.7FM.....
Kinda funny...
Here it is:
There were 3 men of diff nationals.One was Dutch,the other was Scottish and the last one was Irish.
They were all stuck in the desert together and they found an acient lamp.
They rubbed it and 'Poof!'...a genie appeared and promised to grant each of them a wish.
Since all 3 of them felt extremely thirsty,the Dutch guy wished for a slide leading to a pool of beer.
Poof! and there was a slide leading to a pool of beer. The Dutch guy slid down and enjoyed his refreshing beer.
Next,the scottish guy also wished for a similar wish except that he wanted his to be filled with whiskey.
Poof! and his wish was granted....He slid down and enjoyed his whiskey...
The last guy.
He got so excited when he saw the beer and whiskey so he immediately slide down the slide shouting"Wee".....
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Got it?
Yep.
Its lame....i agree...but it is funny though....Now the whole pool is filled with Pee...
IN CASE ANY OF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THAT "WEE"=PEE=URINE=WASTE FLUID.

For those taking their Os this year, BEST OF LUCK!!!!!
But,pls be generous and donate all your luck to me....i really need em....

06 September 2005 Tuesday

2005-09-06T20:37:00.000+08:00

Hahaha.....dun noe why i keep on laughing.....anyway...from today onwards....im gonna be more responsible.....seriously....i just felt like being a responsible person.....i realli shud take life seriously....
Do u noe tat life is IMPORTANT?
Life shud not be wasted and treated lightly.....i haf heard of ppl commiting suicide due to work stress or school work stress.....this shud not happen at all....
Remember tat God gave u life on earth is for u to live it fulfillingly and not end it....so no matter what...Never ever think of committing suicide....
Stress....this is one of the major factor/reason y ppl end their life...
BUT in my opinion,Stress actually makes u a better and stronger person....O.K lets face it,we as human beings face stress almost daily.... most of the time,we always go thru it unharmed and even become mentally stronger as we will be more prepared to face another problem tat may gif us stress.....

Therefore,STRESS,this word actually makes us become stronger mentally....thus we shud not end our life because of this but rather,we shud face it head on....
Just in case any of u guys who noe my number and need to de-stress,feel free to call me....hahaaha...but im definitely NOT a professional counselor....

Hahahahaha.....(dun noe y i keep on laughing....)
I hope these helps u....;)

Random Joke

2005-09-01T01:21:00.000+08:00

this joke is taken from http://www.coolsmsjokes.com/

Hope u guys enjoy!

Those beautiful eyes,
that incredible body,
such a brain,
nice smile....but
that is enough about me,
tell me how you are?

Joke No 2.
Also taken from http://www.coolsmsjokes.com/

Good looks catch the eyes,
but Good personality catches the heart.
You are blessed with both!
Flattered???
Don't Be!!!It was sent to ME,
and i just wanted you to read it...

(The author would like to acknowledge http://www.coolsmsjokes.com/ as the source for these jokes.)

Today is Teacher's Day so i would like to wish all the teachers all over the world "Happy Teacher's Day!"...
But we realli shud thanks these great ppl as they are the ones who actualli mould us to become great ppl....
Pssst....im not tryin to curry favour but it is true...SO,
I would like to thank all the teachers who have taught me before...[those from ACS(J) and ACS(BR)]

haha...i am truely grateful but i was sick ...so couldn't attend skool today but it doesnt mean tat im ungrateful...juz tat i define being grateful in another term...tat is to be grateful in ur heart....
LEARN SUMTHING FROM ME TODAY??
Great eh?
hahaha....

30 August 2005

2005-08-30T13:26:00.000+08:00

Here is a funny video clip for everyone who needs a break and want to de-stress...
haha...cant load it up here...but if want it....just e-mail me and i will e-mail it to u....

Feel free to do so...and try to play those games on my blog....
Remember! If u like solving puzzles...then scroll down and u will see a box with a sign stating"persplex"

Yay!End of my prelim exams..........im happy becoz i can take a break but i am definitely not happy becoz i haf done well in my exams....esp maths and physics.....hahaha....dun wish to get my results back....
After my 'O's....im gonna start to attend church....and probably haf a movie marathon....umm...maybe shud try watching 12 movies straight....hmmm...wonder wda wud happen to me after doing so....
And i am gonna play guild wars too.....

28 August 2005

2005-08-28T17:31:00.000+08:00

My prelims are almost over and to all those still mugging for your exams;Jiayou man.....Dun give up hope,no matter how diff the paper may seem....i haf experienced it before so trust me....it realli helps ...
If u were to gif up half-way thru the paper,half the battle is already lost...so fight on and achieve as many marks as possible....
hahaha....I finished studyin KOC today.....Hooper is a sadistic,inhuman,ruthless and an outright monster!Im not tryin to be mean but he realli is....I pity Kingshaw....hmm...actualli i pity both of em.....coz its not their fault that they turn out like this....sigh...hahaha...KOC realli spoils my mood.......
aniwae....to all those who noe me.....Gd luck for ur exams.....haha...and i hope tat the Lord will guide u thru all the difficult times u face....

Lame joke for the day:What do u call a chicken with alot of gold?
Ans:Chicken Nugget(chicken+gold nugget)
Aint it funny??
hahaha...ok im lame....

23 August 2005

2005-08-24T19:03:00.000+08:00

Physics paper realli is crap....im sure im gonna fail....hmmm....lesson learnt...
Practice more past year school papers....ESP Chinese high's....Wah....todays paper was more or less taken from chinese high's paper.....sigh....Michael Naidu and Zhi Kai both did the paper before so i guess...they are gonna score like mad!!!!!
Lucky dudes eh....
Not like me..... :'(
gonna fail.....Never mind...as the sayin goes"Don't look back and despair but rather look foward and prepare!"
Cool saying ar....but i dunno where i got it from....hahaha....
Maths and Physics.....hmmmm......wonder how am i gonna fair in it.....lets hope its not like the way i faired in physics.... (the comic strip above is taken from http://images.ucomics.com/)

Hahaha....enjoy the comic strip.....

18 August 2005

2005-08-18T21:23:00.000+08:00

Chemistry paper tml.....scary.....im not very sure whether wadever ive studied will help me tml.....
I mean....imagine if the question asks: What is the chemical formula for tetrachloride?
...then i think i will just walk out of the exam hall and proceed to the canteen to release stress....
Chemistry......i think i haf prepared for it.....THINK....so im not very sure whether i can score in this paper....
hiya....how i wish organic chem would be about food and how to cook food for example....What kind of herbs must you add to the chicken meat?
Ans: Thyme
See!!! if there really is such a subj,i think i will score A....
hahaha.....
Hope for the best for tml Chemistry Paper....
;)

12 August 2005

2005-08-12T17:42:00.000+08:00

funny things ppl say.....
A guy saying"wanna come to my slumber party?"...tsk...tsk....
this is the definition of a "slumber party".....
an overnight party of girls who dress in nightclothes and pass the night talking
(from answers.com)
Just in case any of u didn't noe wad it means.....

Sometimes i really wonder why do we,students,have to go through exams to prove that we are smart?
Its not accurate....umm...and i find that oral is EXTREMELY stupid and a waste of time...as u cant guage a persons abililty to speak just by undergoing this exam.
A person may be able to speak fluently with his frens or with anyone but when it comes to an oral exam,he/she may feel nervous and get "nervy dervy"...(a new word ive juz created) thus,he failed the exam...
This does not prove that he cannot speak fluently,coherently or properly.
So,i haf come to the conclusion tat Exams are stupid,waste of time,moronic,dumb,idiotic,useless and lastly,it is Irritating......

hahaha.....if anyone of u out there feel that exams are a waste of time,pls feel free to post em here...
Lemme tell u guys a fact.....u guys remember the new word ive juz created?(nervy-dervy)
Yep!....im sure in time to come,this will be an english word....but only if everyone seems to use it....

This is wad happened many years ago....(a fact)
One teacher bet with his friend that he would be able to create a new english word that will be accepted world-wide....so he took a chalk and wrote the word "Quiz" all over the place....from one place to another.....and guess wad? Ppl started to use this word so.....in the end,this word was added into the dictionary...and vola! we haf the word QUIZ........
hahaha....so pls use the word "nervy-dervy".....and pls spread it...it means nervous....

I don't like watching anime.....

2005-08-06T01:03:00.000+08:00

Why does everyone like watching anime??its just a cartoon...i mean like iron man is even better than animes....iron man...with his yellow and red armour looks better than an animae character with extremely huge eyes and extra huge mouth.....esp when they are eating.....its so unrealistic........but...i respect the fact tat everyone has their own interest....but...i still find that animae is umm.....stupid....
anyway...if any of u would want to tell me wad so nice about animae....
feel free to post a comment....
hahahz....
Cartoon Network Rawks!!!!!!!

05 August 2005

2005-08-06T00:26:00.000+08:00

Wah...today i did my english paper and guess what....Its screwed.......
As for the comprehension paper,i did a really stupid thing....haha...its not first time though....
i was answering one of the question halfway when suddenly,the whole hall became pitch dark ....
i looked up and ......it was *******....she warned me about my hair being too long and blah...blah....blah....
when she has finished talking,i was petrified* and vola!my mind went blank and i forgot that i was doing that particular question so at the end of the paper,i realized tat i had just lost 2 marks....on the spot....coz i wrote there:The reason why the slingshot had unlimited ammo would be because the reason why the slingshot had unlimited ammo would be because. What the....!!!!!!i hope they can give me sympathy marks.....:D and.....never look straight at ******eyes......i think it makes you forget stuffs.....
Pssst.......its evil...hahahz joking......but come to think about it,i think it is....
Mwahahahaha..............(the evil laugh)
argh!!!!
hehehe......nvr mind......

Fact of the Day:
******* has a weird hairdo......
hahahaz.....if any of you haf any weird facts,pls contribute it to my blog...
:P

Funny

2005-07-21T18:27:00.000+08:00

Hahaz...proves my point!

16 July 2005

2005-07-16T10:46:00.000+08:00

Dun say im not doing something for the school library....
THE LAN SHOP IS NOW OPEN!!!!!!
SO PLS COME AND PLAY!!!
IT IS AT LEVEL 4 (LIBRARY)
$2/hr...
Fast internet excess,does not lag,very cheap,you can get to see the librarian.
COME DOWN AND EXPERIENCE IT FOR URSELF!!!!!!!!

hahaz....
i juz remembered a quote....
Anything is possible to those who believe.
which means tat if Ben Chow believes tat he can score 6 points.....
he can....
So....never ever look down on anyone.....
hahahz....
tats all for now......

15 July 2005

2005-07-15T17:31:00.000+08:00

Wohoo!!!! Its the end of the whole Chinese paper....hmm....something seems amiss.....let me,Blurlock Holmes find out wads amiss....(next morning)
hehee.....My new programme starts today!!!!!
ok lemme explain wad kind of programme i haf...
firstly....if any of u dun noe....the PRELIMS are near...so i,being such a nice guy,is here to help all of u guys....
so....i haf decided to post 5 chemistry questions every alternate days...anyone who noes how to answer it....can do so by posting a comment.....
These questions are relevant to the G.C.E 'O' LEVEL.....
okie.....so i hope tat all of us,including me,can do well for the upcoming exam...
tats all for the studies....
and here are the questions:
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Name me two reducing agents?
Name me the ore for aluminium and iron and describe to me the process of extracting out these metals.
What do you get when you mix and organic acid and an alcohol?
What bonds are formed from a Group 2 element and a Group 7 element?
Tell me the difference between a mixture and a compound.
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13 July 2005

2005-07-13T19:05:00.000+08:00

lol....i juz realized how important school is in our lives...
they not only teach u how to study....
But also how to survive in the society...
Can u believe it??
yar....its true...
We were taught how to clean our classroom!
wow!
1.Use tissue to wipe off all the dust.
2.Next,throw tissue out of the window.(only applicable if ur on the ground floor)
3.Clap whenever the person of a higher authority speaks
4.Coz whatever he speaks...can never be good news!
Lol...tat was wad i did lah....
super slack.....
hiyaz.....Brian...u shud be more hardworking....tsk...tsk....
LOL....sorry tat was pointless...
Anyway...tml wud be my first day going to the gym in school.....
hahahaz....those ppl who r joining me...are gonna get a shock...and they are all gona stare at my arm in awe and amazement.....but y shud they??i mean...they shud haf expected this.....my arm....so finely sculpted....hmm with all the curves...umm....these curves r muscle curves....not any other curves....
hmmm luckily someone is not there when he sees this wonderful arm of mine....i wont mention his name....or else he wud realli stick on to me like...eh....like wad ar??Oh like superglue......
Hmmm...btw...why do ppl actualli ponder about where Hamburgers actually came from??
I mean is not like at the place of origin...ur gonna receive a lifetime supply of yummy hamburgers...hiya...if they really do....i will literally FLY there....hahaz...talkin about food.....do u noe tat fat boys are not allowed to enjoy their food in peace!!!Oh man....this is torture man....how can they?Even though the teachers meant well..but if these fat boys wanna slim down....they naturally will and they wud also noe how seek help...but since the majority doesnt want to....then they shud leave it to them......
Those who agree....pls say it on my tagboard......this is RIDICULOUS!!!!!

10 July 2005

2005-07-10T21:12:00.000+08:00

hahaz....this is a meaningful phrase for all u to take note of...
If you can find humour in anything,even poverty,you can survive it.(Bill Cosby)
Taken from Reader's Digest.

Oh and heres one more...
My father said there were two kinds of peopl;the givers and the takers.The takers may eat better,but the the givers sleep better.(Marlo Thomas)
Also taken from Reader's Digest.

Ok...tats all for now...hope u guys will actualli learn something from my blog...
hahaz.....
cya

09 July 2005

2005-07-09T17:25:00.000+08:00

Hey...hahaz...im kinda happy todae....even though i was *sick* yesterday....i had stomach flu....hmmm..i wonder why....lol....nvm...Im feeling the stress of the upcoming Prelims....man....tat sucks....but anyway...i have to face it like a man!!!!wohoo!!How do u guys study for erm....Chem,Phy,E-math,Lit,ss-hist and English??hahaz...tats all the subjects....lol...i dunno man...not sure whether i can remeber all the facts....lol...anyway...from the 15 of July 2005,there will be a new programme happening on my blog....
Better watch out for it!
It's cool
and
It's Helpful to everyones revision programme...
am i helpful or what??
haha...sorry guys...my blog is abit exam-orientated now....juz abit now....
Try guessing wads gonna happen on the 15 of July....if u are right....u will receive a *FREE GIFT

*Terms and Conditions apply
-Ask the author and you will know what prize you will get.
-This quiz is only applicable for the those from SINGAPORE.

hahaz....bye bye....type ur ans onto my tagboard or type ur "comments"
Thks

Just 1 lame joke..for u guys to hoke on...

2005-07-02T23:43:00.001+08:00

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 1st floor and one falling from the 17th floor , the guy falling from the first goes, ' splat , Aaaaaaaargh " and the one from the 17th goes, " Aaaaaaargh , splat ". ~David Vannucci~
(Taken from wakko's lame jokes)

Poems for those who enjoy em!!

2005-07-02T23:43:00.000+08:00

Teachers teach what they will never know,
However thoroughly they may prepare.
After all the books and lesson plans,
No test can touch the things that make us care.
Knowledge is not the choicest seed they sow.
Your devotion is a pair of hands
Offering a sculpture fierce and rare,
Unveiling a place where I must go.

(this poem is taken from poemsforfree.com)
If anyone should feel offended by the poem,pls feel free to contact the author of this blog and he will remove it immediately.
The author have tried all means to contact the author of this poem but to no avail therefore,if the author would like me to ask for permission,i will do so.

Treat this blog as a resource centre!

2005-07-02T17:59:00.000+08:00

If u guys haf any problems in skool or emotional problems...u can feel free and ask me anytime and i will try my best to gif u my views and solutions....
Oh and if i haf any problems in terms of skool work....i wud also post em here so tat u guys can help me solve em....thks...
BrianC

02 July 2005

2005-07-02T17:37:00.000+08:00

Oh man....its the 2nd of july......my prelims draw near.....
dik-duk dik-duk dik duk
this is the rythm of my heartbeat....
Hmm...strange but it reminds me of a song...
a long lost song....lol...nvm..
oh and guess wad happened during my O level Chinese oral exam....
i went in there...she(the examiner) asked for my IC and when i tried to take it out...it got stuck...
i was struggling for 1 whole minute till she finally said "no need to take it out,just show it to me"
at that very moment,it dawned on me that i had given them(there were two examiners there) a very very bad impression...i had behaved like a dumbass and a monkey in front of my prospective examiners and the people that can decide whether to doom my future or not to do so....
here is how i behaved:
kept tugging at my IC and also tried to keep my cool even though i know tat i looked constipated...when i turned and looked at the examiners,i realized they dun really like wad im doin(trying to get my IC out)
sighz.....anyway...i doubt i did well for my CL O level...paper 1,2 and now to add to the collection...3 as well...
Man...tat sux.....
sorry to bore u guys with all these boring stuff....
hope u guys wont mind and continue to read my blog....
oh and dun forget to tag on my board if u haf any comments or u can post it....

23 June 2005

2005-06-23T18:00:00.000+08:00

Harlow! Hope u guys have enjoyed the jokes.Today was my first time studyin for about 3 hours....Usually,i would study for about 2 so i was kinda happy with myself...but now...i realli wonder whether i haf been studyin long enough...Hmm....btw,how many hours do u guys study per day??
I hope u guys can tell me.....
Oh and today i realized tat i haf not been kind to anyone for the whole week!!!!(i mean help a person)
so...i intend to donate 1 day's pocket money into a charity's donation can.....Hmmm...Interested?
No prob!U can join me and save 1 day's pocket money per week and gif em to charity or to anyone tat needs it more than u.....
To not eat for a day during recess...is realli horrible and dreadful for me.... ;)

Anyway...here's a poem for u guys to appreciate....(Ive gotten Benjarithis a.k.a Chowjarithis)
This poem is taken from:http://www.poemsforfree.com/kid.html

Being a Kid Is Tough

Being a kid is tough, 'cause they
Can tell you what to do.
Nothing is completely yours.
Your jail is your home.

People love you--that's OK-
And do nice things for you.
But what you want are open doors
To fields where you can roam.
Copyright: Nicholas Gordon

Hope u guys enjoy this poem and enjoy reading my blog...hahaz....oh and if u guys would like to noe wad Benjarithis and Chowjarithis are....just ask me....:D
Bye....

22 June 2005

2005-06-22T19:37:00.000+08:00

Hiya....I haf some jokes tat i heard it from some of mua frens...Enjoy!
1.Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?_He was looking for Pooh(poo)
2.Where do fishes live?_On the seabed
3.Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!" the doctor shouted. Puzzled, a new nurse asked the sister, "Why is he yelling like that?"The sister explained, "He likes to call the shots around here." (this is from Reader's Digest)
4.Why does E.T. have such big eyes?_ Beause he saw his phone bill.(from Wakko's)
5.Which alphabets are bad for ur teeth?_D and K...(decay)
6.Which alphabet makes u have insomnia?_T(tea)
7.Which key on the keyboard can sing?_F4(the band grp)
8.Which alphabet best describes the dumbest person on earth?_U(you)
9.Frank believed five was his special number. He was born on May 5, had five children and lived at 555 Fifth Avenue. At the races on his 55th birthday, he was delighted to find a horse named Numero Cinco running in the fifth race from barrier 5. Exactly five minutes before the race, Frank went to betting window No. 5 and put $500 on Numero Cinco. It finished fifth. (this is from Reader's Digest)
10.With the storm raging, the captain realised his ship was sinking fast. He called out, "Does anyone here know how to pray?"One man stepped forward. "Yes, Captain, I pray a lot.""Good," said the captain. "You pray while the rest of us put on life jackets. We're one short." (this is from Reader's Digest)

I sincerely wish to express my gratitudes to all of those people or publications whose jokes have been chosen by me to be published here but,if any members of the public who would like me to remove any jokes,please feel free to tell me and it will be promptly removed.
The author have tried his best to acknowledge all the sources in which these jokes come from and he apologizes to those he had not acknowleged.Therefore,if the person or any organization wants to be acknowledged,he/she is still able to tell the author and he will make the amendments promptly.
The author shall not be held liable for any misinterpretations or misunderstandings caused by the above publications but if anyone would feel insulted or whatsoever,he/she should feel free to tell the author about it and the author would see to its removal promptly.

17 June 2005

2005-06-17T12:17:00.000+08:00

Im not in a very good mood today.....yep surprising tat im kinda down right?

NEXT WEEK IS THE LAST DAY OF MY HOLIDAYS!!!!
man....
tat sux....
to add fuel to the fire....im listening to the "Bad Day" by Daniel Powter....
tat makes me feel even worse.....:(

i realli hope tat those of u reading my blog...are happy......
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A new era in life.
I was playin badminton yesterday with my church fren and guess what....i lost to him...:'(
he was smart enough to realize my weak point....NOT able to run....aiya....the next time i play with him....im gonna make him run too....hahaz...and im gonna be much much more prepared than i was yesterday...hahaz...so if ur reading this.....hehe:P....better beware!
LOL.....i make it sound so serious...
its not...
anyway...nice tactic eh.....
Lesson Learnt: Better train my stamina

bye bye...

15 June 2005

2005-06-15T12:43:00.000+08:00

Hahaz....do u noe tat "The Justice League" is a cartoon??
U guys shud watch it.....very very exciting........
The last time i watched a cartoon was eons ago.....but come to think of it....i think now...i shud watch em....everyday...hehe!!!

Green Lantern,Batman,Flash,Some woman with a mace and lastly...the ghostly looking guy...
They all make up THE JUSTICE LEAGUE.....
I think its the best cartoon ive ever watched!
u guys shud watch it.....

13 June 2005

2005-06-13T12:10:00.000+08:00

hello!How do u guys find the holidays??
Fun?
Boring?
Nuthing special?
hmmm....to me...i find tat it is nothing special...coz i still haf to spend 2 hrs a day studying....
the rest of the time....doin wadever i like eg.cooking,eating,slping,playing badminton,watching a movie,pretending tat im "superduper Brian"....etc..etc...

okie...for those of u who find the hols boring....lemme gif u a tip....
1st step:buy for urself a black hood.
2nd step:go to ceaser's and buy for urself the 'Sting'....(LOTR)
3rd step:find urself a partner....
4th step:ok now both of u can challenge each other to a dual...

It may sound childish....BUT...its really fun and it helps those kid's that are having the BULGE as it will definitely burn off some calories....hehehehe!!!!

I noe...im such a nice guy....no need to thank me...but juz continue to visit my blog!!!!!
bye bye..

04 June 2005

2005-06-04T22:15:00.000+08:00

Hello.
Can anyone out there pls tell me how to study or prepare for my prelims??
I realli need help...
Okie...now for some tips of the day!
(1)Do u guys noe tat bittergoud tea helps to reduce the sugar level in ur blood?
(2)Asparagus helps to detoxify ur body...so eat more of it...

All these may be good for ur health but eat them in moderation....
coz u never noe wad side effects it may haf on u if u take it in excessive...Tat is wad i myself believe....

(Pls check with your doctor on all of these information)
(The author will not be held responsible for any death due to these information, neither shall the author be held responsible in any way for any loss or injuries)
(The author shall not be held responsible for misleading the reader, causing harm to the reader due to the above or whatsoever)
(The above information cannot be held as a fact but it is up to the discretion of the reader to interpret it)

02 June 2005

2005-06-02T16:29:00.000+08:00

Yay! No school for 2 wks.....im gonna rest for this wk and then complete all my school hw nxt wk...
umm....got nuthing much to say today....except tat i wrote a whole load of crap for today's compo...
something bout a suave Cat called BRIAN....:p
maybe nxt time...i will be writing short stories on this blog.All about this Cat Prodigy.....
He really is a genius.
Wonderful.
Simply wonderful.
Gorgeous.
Charming.

Anyway..tats all...for today...continue to read my blog....
I'm trying to hire a full-time writer for my short-stories online blog....Watch out for any updates on it!!!

31 May 2005

2005-05-31T17:40:00.000+08:00

Boo! Got a shock!? You better be...coz im back here...blogging...and with a BANG!
literally....hahaz....
its been a long time....but i do hope tat u guys still visit my blog regularly...THERE ARE COOL GAMES HERE....have fun playin them....
ok lemme see....wad happened today?
Hmm....as u guys shud know.....its SCHOOL HOLIDAYS now....and it according to Webster's English Dict....it means; Holy Days....which means that we shouldn't STUDY....
First reason...I think studying is stupid....and on HOLY DAYS....we shouldn't do Stupid things....like studying....
Second reason...the dict states that ''holiday'' means exempt from work...i consider studying as work...
No more other reasons....
Oh and this is not an insult to any religion or to anybody at all....but if anyone feel that this is an insult...pls feel free to tell me and i will see to its removal as soon as possible....Thanks.....from Me...(Brian)

lemme continue....i went to skool....realized it was a total waste of time.....after reccess...realized tat i needed to do some self reflection....and improvement......eg.build more of those *stomach muscles...hahaz....then nuthing much happened in skool....oh i found a wonderful present for the birthday boy....i got him 2 Cds....and OH BOY! it cost me a whopping 44 bucks.....whew!!!...im goin on a diet for a week...not becoz i want to...but it really really cost me a bomb....BUT....its worth it.....coz he loved the present....

The Following Is An Advertisement:

Name:Brian
Age:16
Fitness Level:Extremely Fit
Profession:Goal-Keeper(and he's really good at it!)
Fees:80 bucks per game...

So pls feel free to reply to this ad if u need this top-notch,fantastic and simply stunning Goal-Keeper..by posting it on my blog...

(This is not a registered advertisement and it is meant as a joke so pls do not take this for real.)

---The End---

I've got new programs on my blog!!!!

2005-05-19T19:18:00.000+08:00

Hey guys....if ur bored....u can either play my newly installed game called....Peptine...which can be found below my tag board. And if u wanna solve a puzzle.....scroll down to the bottom of my page and u will see the question...
Try it....and pls feel free to comment on the game and puzzle...either by posting a comment...or writing it on my tag board....
Thks alot....Make sure u try it!!!!!
U won't regret it.....:D

Thursday 19 May 2005

2005-05-19T19:03:00.000+08:00

hmmm.....got nothing nice to say bout today......except tat PE was fun....even though our sports hall doesn't seem to have enough space for all of us to play games....Lit workshop was a total waste of time....i just took away 3 whole hours off my life.....im beat.....Julia is a nice person and its not her fault tat the whole workshop was a complete failure.....but its juz tat it was organized at the wrong time!!!! Days before Chinese O's....oh and those taking CLB.....dun gloat over the fact tat im busy preparing for CL O's....coz u too will haf to prepare for A-math or CLB...as if u were to FAIL it.........THERE GOES UR FUTURE.......Blink! and its GONE!!!!!

i dun think im gonna study today......too tired....and i cant believe tat i still need to attend the Lit workshop tml.....
Argh!!!!
never mind lah......take things in my stride...or else i may end up harming my health....
First time concerned bout my health eh!!!!!!
:P

Wed 18 May 2005

2005-05-18T14:55:00.000+08:00

Hmm...seems like a long time since ive blogged.....kinda busy...Star Wars Episode 3 opens today...but...im not going....not tat im not a star wars fan but its juz tat ALL THE TICKETS have been sold out....actually....i had 1 ticket.....Why did i use HAD and not HAVE?coz i gave tat seat to my fren.....Of course....i sold it to him at a higher price....:P

By the way....wad happened in Episode 6??
i cant remember anything bout it....so can anyone pls enlighten me??
post a comment or write it in my tag board.....thks....
Feel Free To Browse Thru My Blog........ ;)
Cyaz.....

15 May 2005

2005-05-15T22:35:00.000+08:00

Hey to all of u guys out there!!!
Is it true tat once u are baptized...or u join a Church...u muz pay 15 percent of ur salary every month....regardless of whether ur in need of cash or not....?? No offence meant to anyone or any religion...but pls explain to me.....i go to Church but im not baptized....so im not so sure.....Anyway...ive stopped going to church for quite some time.....:(
On a much happier tone.....have u guys visited Nick's blog??
His jokes r super lame......too lame i think....for eg: (1)wad did satan do when he sprained his leg??-he went to the SINseh.....yep...very lame right...if u want more...juz visit Nick's blog....

Here's his blog....:http://cowpoo.blogspot.com/

Gd nightz..........:p

Friday,13th of May 2005

2005-05-13T16:48:00.000+08:00

Argh!!!!its friday the 13th.....to those superstitious people....today wud be the most unlucky day of their life....but come to think bout it....i think it is....
For example....Wei Ren got caught for "drinking in the mrt station"....he is innocent......tat bugger(control station guy) told him to stop drinking and he did.....(to be continued)

Interesting Fact!!

2005-05-12T16:38:00.000+08:00

How did Jack Daniel Die???
ok first thing u need to noe wud be tat Jack Daniel is the founder of Jack Daniel's Whiskey...
How did he die?
(1)Car accident?
(2)food poisoning?
(3)drank too much whiskey and died?
(4)read my blog and died?
(5)kicked the safe and died?

The ans is really weird...(scroll down)

(5)....Can u believe it?? Jack Daniel...the greatest person of all....(i mean among the drunkards...) just kicked the safe and died.....Yea...i noe u cant but....its true....this is how it happened:

He got fed up with his safe as he couln't open it so he kicked it with all his might...he injured his foot and a the next day...it had gangrene all over it...he died because of this....
U noe wad? he could have poured whiskey over it....as u noe....alcohol sterilizers ur wound!!!!

Great tip eh!!!!
hahahaz.....
He "kicked" the bucket!!!!...same thing....as he "kicked" the safe...hahahaz....

Funny blog!!!!

2005-05-10T22:00:00.000+08:00

Seriously man.....this is funny....no...its even better....its hilarious.....
Enjoy!
http://darthside.blogspot.com/

Darth Vader's Blog.......Hmm...

10 May 2005

2005-05-10T16:35:00.000+08:00

Guess what?
Swilly(Shaun William) and i got chased by two Mormons....r they cult members? i mean they also use the Holy Bible...but juz with another book called The Book of Mormons.....they seem to be kinda nice but scary at the same time....they really are persistant in asking u to attend their Church(im not sure what it is called).....we told them tat we were Christians and they left us alone.....so juz in case any of u out there meets another persistant Mormon and needs to run away frm them.....juz say whatever religion u believe in and tell them tat ur very busy.....

Nothing funny today....but u can learn a very important lesson frm this....
This blog is very informative and everyone shud listen to MUA as im not always full of shit.....
If u can tell me wad Mormons are and their beliefs.....feel free to comment or write it in the tag board...
Thks alot guys....

For those who wants CHOW's blog...

2005-05-09T15:49:00.000+08:00

Be dissappointed.....Chow does not have a blog yet.....he juz cant seem to remember his password....i mean its expected from him tho.....

pls feel free to comment on my blog....thks

09 May 2005

2005-05-09T15:23:00.000+08:00

Today was kinda cool.....i went to skool normally...reached skool on time....and ate my usual breakfast...when suddenly...i heard a woman screaming at the top of her voice...HELP ME!!!...HELP ME!!!
i quickly ran into a corner and ZOOM!!...i changed into my super hero suit(btw its called: THE MAN) and flew right up to save her.....there was a huge fire raging out of Mrs JXTHX's class room....it suddenly dawned on me tat Mrs Jxthx was tat woman screaming....and she was on the verge of farting....as all science students shud noe...tat fart actualli contains methane gas(CH4),which is highly combustible....so if she were to let it go....OH MAN.....the consequences wud be beyond description....
As i am THE MAN....i will not let all these happen so....i plucked up my courage and flew right straight into the fire to save her....WOW!!!!!.....THE MAN just saved a person....everyone saw it and decided to make me the manhunt of the year....

Hahahahaz.....all these wud only happen in my dreams.....but u nvr noe....someday..u might juz realize tat ur buddy may be a super hero.....
But the above did not happen at all except tat there was a fire in my skool but "THE DAY WAS SAVED BY THE FIREMEN"(does it sound familiar?...of course!its from the POWERPUFF GIRLS!!!!)
It was my first time seeing the after-effects of a fire....pretty cool but i seriously hope tat the arsernist wud own up and be brave enough to face the consequences....
If u need help...u can go to God and pray or if u dun believe in any religion...u can juz drink a bottle of guiness stout to toughen u up for the punishment....
Gd luck and cyaz....

Dun say im not helpful!!

2005-05-08T20:59:00.000+08:00

If u guys wanna read lame jokes or my old posts...u can actualli click on the archive's link....and ZOOM!!! ur there!! okie??
any enquires pls feel free to contact me by commenting on my blog!!!
If u cant understand wad im saying.....then U REALLY NEED HELP!!!!!!
but ur still not tat hopeless....so feel free to contact my EL teacher: Mrs Aw or ZHM.....

P.s: I wont comment on any of my teachers...coz i know tat those ppl visiting my blog wud like me to...Right??
esp on ZHM......:P
I THINK I NOE Y.....hahahaz....

Created juz for aspiring ''prophets'' and so-called ''philosophers''''

2005-05-08T20:46:00.000+08:00

hahaz...i noe the title may sound weird but tis is realli true!!! I haf a real life encounter with an aspiring "philosopher" by the name of BENJAMIN CHOW....before i continue....lemme tell u a realli scary fact about ben chow....those who haf weak heart...pls STOP reading tis....coz BENJAMIN CHOW thinks he is A PROPHET!!!! A GOD-SEND PROPHET!!!!!ARGH!!!!! i think my hands are burning!!!!shudn't haf typed tat....but its worth it....im doin a good deed by warning u guys tat such a madman realli exists...
BEN CHOW....if ur reading tis...pls comment on tis post and pls type out all ur so-called "philosophies"....
thx alot....

06 May 2005

2005-05-06T23:42:00.000+08:00

Have any of u tried playin HALO1 or HALO2? i mean both are realli fun and cool but...if u were to play with a pro....it wud be a diff story.Ok lemme gif u an example...ur playin with a HALO pro by the name of jian hong...he is soo pro at this game tat even when 3 of us gang up against him...he still managed to kill all of us 25 times!!!!!Can u believe it!!!!25 times!!!!so all of us got so pissed(angry) with him tat whenever he goes toilet or take his hands off his controller for even a moment...we wud treasure this opportunity and KILL him....HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I may sound evil but....if u were to play with such ppl...u will understand how i feel....:P
To warn those ppl who have not played HALO with jian hong and wanna challenge him ...let me take this chance to warn u...nvr ever let him get his hands on a rocket launcher,sniper rifle and the energy sword....NEVER EVER LET HIM HAVE ALL THESE STUFFS!!!!!
thats all i haf to say....happy mother's day to all the mums out there!!!!
byez!!

how do u link?

2005-05-05T15:48:00.000+08:00

I may sound like a noob but...how do u link a person arh??
If anyone can teach me how to do it....i am realli grateful to u....
BUT LEMME WARN U....im not a very smart person...so maybe after teaching me....u may become as retarded as BENJAMIN CHOW CHONG JING.....ARGH!!!!!i noe tats scary....anyway...just post a comment on how to link...if u noe how to....:D
thx alot...

P.S:Ben chow is just a figment of my imagination....its NOBODY.....

05 May 2005

2005-05-05T15:33:00.000+08:00

Im feeling extremely happy today....dun noe y...i think its becoz of too much glucose....oh yar and if any of u guys out there need any cooking tips....pls feel free to contact me....
today....was kinda funny...i went to skool,without realizing tat i dun see any 4a2 boys...until when ameer told me tat its kinda weird as none of them r here....we called marcus and realized tat everyone went to CCAB...we found zhi kai and wei ren and we went to ccab on our own.....now here comes the best part....whenever we walk pass a teacher,they will always ask where we r going....wad are u doin out of skool...etc etc....WE GOT STOPPED BY 4 TEACHERS LAH!!!!! so im here to warn those ppl who r thinking of *PORNING (playin truant) skool....pls beware....there r too many teachers outside of skool...waiting to pounce on u....BEWARE!!!!!hahahaz....im feeling abit mad right now.....

02 May 2005

2005-05-02T15:47:00.000+08:00

Hey guyz...
I noe im suppose to study...but i just cant seem to do it....:'(i think im gonna regret it...i mean like chemistry is supposedly one of the easiest science subject....to me at least...as those who noe me shud noe tat my physics is like crap...i think im gonna study now....juz realized tat if i were to do well in my CA,my mum is gonna buy me SOMETHING.....hahahaz....i noe im gullible...my mum's SOMETHING could very well be more assesment books....but at least theres some hope tat im gonna get an ipod,a few new CDs.....

29 April 2005

2005-04-29T17:24:00.000+08:00

Harlow!!
today was quite a nice day....but it was also the longest one hour ive ever experienced....(during my maths CA)i juz blanked out...i mean its not as tho if i didnt black out,i wud score...but at least i wud haf left out lesser qns.....sighz....y does everything seem to be going against me!!! Hmmm.....tis reminds me of a some kind of obscure rule....it states tat if u think tat everything wud go in ur way.....it will definitely be the direct opposite....so maybe i shud start thinking tat my life sux....and maybe....everything wud go smoothly for me!!!!
WOW!!!!i cant believe i juz came out with a great idea!!!!! SMART BRIAN.....start chanting.....SMART BRIAN.....etc..etc...hahahaz.....tats all.....cyaz guys....

Red Vs Blue Quiz

2005-04-28T17:17:00.000+08:00

Heres the website: http://quizilla.com/users/OMally/quizzes/What%20Red%20vs%20Blue%20Charecter%20are%20you%3F/
Taken from quizilla.com

STRESS!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-04-27T20:10:00.000+08:00

Today.....realli sux.....im feeling realli depressed and stressed out.....my chinese mid yr exam is tmr and i haf not finished studying all the words....
How can this be happening to ME!!??
If any of u is reading this and can help me....pls tell me.....PLS....
I REALLY NEED HELP!!!!!
thanks

Jason Vs Alien

2005-04-26T22:34:00.000+08:00

A nice video....
heres the website: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/233771 (taken from newgrounds.com)

pls feel free to comment on any of my entry.....
P.S: Only praises will be accepted....
If u feel offended by this or u would want me to remove this, pls tell me.I would remove it instantly.Thanks!
You can tell me by commenting on it...

Link to Mr Tan SH blog...

2005-04-26T19:01:00.000+08:00

Heres the website:http://blog.acsbr.net/tansh/

26 April 2005

2005-04-26T15:24:00.000+08:00

Hey....
nuthing much happened today.....im too tired to even lift my finger to type..
hahhaz!!! to all of those ppl in acs sec4 standard....studyin for physics CT...
Im gonna fail...so it doesnt make any diff whether i study for it or not.....

This game is for those ppl out there who wants to vent their anger on something...

2005-04-25T19:07:00.000+08:00

Hope anyone out there who feels pissed wud feel much better after playin tis game! ENJOY!
Heres the website: http://www.arcadetown.com/blackknight/playgame.asp
(taken from arcadetown.com)

More Lame Jokes!!! (just 1 more!)

2005-04-25T18:54:00.000+08:00

Enjoy!

A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following autumn. As he was walking across the Quad, he stopped a distinguished-looking man and asked: "Sir, can you pleasetell me where your library is at?"The man looked down his nose and replied: "Son, I'm head of the English department, and I can assure you we don't end our sentences with prepositions. Re-cast your sentence in a proper form and I will reply.""Can you tell me where your library is at, ass-hole?" Sent by Randy (taken from jokes2go.com)

Mr Glenn Wong's website

2005-04-25T15:50:00.001+08:00

Here it is: http://www.glennwong.per.sg/

25 April 2005

2005-04-25T15:50:00.000+08:00

today was a very weird day for me....In the morning, my mum asked me to drink some broccoli-carrot-spinach-watermelon vegetable cum fruit juice drink.....it tasted..... :x bad.......REAL BAD....and in school....during chinese period....XXX(a guys name) kept on TOUCHING me....i repeat...TOUCHING....nuthing else but doin tat action.....can u imagine how much torture ive been thru......really man...all of u guys out there MUZ take pity on me.....SAY IT....I PITY U....
If that guy is reading my blog,pls stop doin those 'actions'.....
THANKS!!!!!!!

Lame Jokes for the week!!!!

2005-04-24T23:47:00.000+08:00

Just for anyone who enjoys lame jokes.....

1.Why was the Tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing. ~Josh Tallman~
2.A mom dad and baby tomato are walking down the street and the baby starts to lag behind so the dad goes back and smashes the baby and says "ketchup" ~Pulp Fiction~
3.How do you catch a squirrel? Climb into a tree and act like a nut... ~Phil Napier~
4. What do John the Baptist & Winnie the Pooh have in common? Their middle name. ~XYTrapp~
5.Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground." ~Howard Burgess~
5 jokes for 5 days.....Enjoy!
(ALL THESE JOKES ARE TAKEN FROM "WAKKOS LAME JOKES LIST")

Another New game !

2005-04-24T20:53:00.000+08:00

XXX2 is quite cool as well...better than the Runner game....shud try tis....
heres the website: http://www.mofunzone.com/online_games/xxx2_the_mission.shtml
You muz complete all 3 missions or else ur HQ will be DESTROYED!!!!!

Helping those kids that have the BULGE!!!!

2005-04-24T16:37:00.001+08:00

Having the bulge may not be the worse thing in the world...but nevertheless,heres the website that can help u combat it....
http://www.keepkidshealthy.com/welcome/treatmentguides/weightmanagement.html

P.s: this may be inappropriate for me to advise ppl to lose weight,but at least im trying to redeem myself!!!

24 April 2005

2005-04-24T16:37:00.000+08:00

Man.....today....is the worse day of my life.....i haf a lit CA test to study for. Its not tat bad if u haf prepared for it...but of course...i havent! Tats y im talkin to u guys now...maybe i shud study for it....right??or maybe its hpoeless and i shud juz heck care bout it.....
I think i wud choose the second option...since i dun think i can finish studying the whole Twelfth night bk by today...

Hmmm.....y didnt i study yesterday night?? i was too slpy so i fell asleep while attempting to study....At least my conscience is clear....i "tried" to study....:P
Gotta go now....cyaz!!!

23 April 2005

2005-04-24T08:10:00.000+08:00

Hey....i haf changed my blog from http://crappershaven-brian.blogspot.com/ to now my present one...i juz cant seem to remember my password to tat old blog....think im gettin old.....hiyaz...anyway wad do u tink of mua blog?? pls post yer comments....thx

New game

2005-04-23T17:22:00.000+08:00

its kinda cool....with 3d graphics
heres the website:http://www.officinepixel.com/online/games/runner.htm
instructions are all in the game....Dun worry...its totally free!!!
Yay!!!!!
:D